i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
I don’t even like cereal but this makes me SO happy.
How the fuck do you not like cereal?!? Are you okay?? Did someone hurt you?
dont push bitch
can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something
This is what a silencer on a shotgun sounds like.
> thats almost scary quiet
I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
yes im so horny right now